I'm feeling much better now...

I was feeling kinda weird for a week or so. For some reason I didn't want to go in my litter box...it was easier to just pee on the floor. Mummy wasn't too happy about that - she brought me to the bad place!!

The blonde lady was happy that I'd gotten fatter, though. I'm filling out my girlish figure. She must have decided to give me a reward because now I'm getting some sort of chicken-flavoured treat every night...and now I don't feel like peeing on Mummy's floor anymore. I wonder if there's a connection...hmm...