Does this fur make me look fat?

I've gained weight plus I have my winter fur. Now what good is it all if I can't intimidate anyone?? Also, this big fur coat of mine indoors? It just makes me hot! Mind you, it's not like I do a heck of a lot. I like lounging.

Mummy just gave me some new kind of cheese. I think she called it feta. Wow, it was yummy! She doesn't give me cheese very often - she says it's not good for me. Why is it everything that tastes so good is not good for me?? Mummy still gives me milk when I ask for it...but it seems to be a little more watery...I don't know why...